Viagra will soon be available in liquid form

Liquid Viagra

Ok, let us start out by saying this is just for fun.  This article is in no way based in fact.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it clearly gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.

Pepsi intends to market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there will likely be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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